Hello and Welcome!!!!! (cue applause)

Hello and welcome to the First Annual Progressivism Awards, (cue applause)!! Here we will tell you all the news about the FAPA's! We will have the nominees, the winners, the speeches, even our picks to win! The Progressive Era was full of fighting, celebrations, and crazy triumphant people. So hold on tight because it's gonna be a long, bumpy, turbulence filled ride!