And the Winners Are....(drum roll please)

And, ladies and gentlemen, here are the winners of The First Annual Progressivism Awards.....

• Most Powerful Corrupionist

And the winner is.... Boss Tweed! 

Here is his acceptance speech:

"Wow, wow, now we all know that i was going to win, not to sound conceded or anything but, we all did. I don't really have anyone I'd like to thank, but since I'm here I'll send a message to all my employees out there. Tomorrow as a celebration of my expected victory you will all report to work at 4 am instead of 5! No extra pay! Thanks for the award, Good night!"

• Best President During the Progressive Era

And the award goes to...

President Theodore Roosevelt!!

And here is his acceptance speech:

"Thank you so much for the award, I really wasn't expecting it! I thought surely that my colleges Taft or Wilson would have won, but I guess I was wrong! I have to say thanks to my family and all my supporters. Thank you again!"

• Hardest Fighter for What They Believe In

And the winners of this award are...

Workers Unions!

Their acceptance speech was:

'Thank you so much, we have to keep this short because we don't ws to get any negative comments but, thank you! Also don't listen to Boss Tweed's request!" (at this minute Boss Tweed comes thundering on shouting and punching the air)

• Best Suffragist

And the winner of this prestigious award is....

Susan B. Anthony

And her acceptance speech:
"Wow thank you! I really couldn't have done this without my fellow fighters! Elizabeth, thank you for your help and support! And to everyone out there Support Women's Rights! We deserve more!"

• Best Helper or Charity Worker

The winner of this award is...

Jane Addams

Her acceptance speech:

"Wow I wasn't expecting this, Mother Cabrini was amazing, but thank you!"

• Best Civil Rights Activist in the Progressive Era

And the winner is......

Booker T. Washington

His acceptance speech: 

"Wow, thank you, as you may know I did indeed learn to read on my own and I feel that has helped me immensely! Thank you!"

• Lifetime Achievement Award

The winner of this Old Person Award is.....

Alice Paul

Her acceptance speech:

"This is amazing, thank you, unlike some of you in the audience today (eyes Justin Timberlake), I believe that this isn't an old person award, I believe it is an award that shows that I have done so much for the world and this award reflects that. Thank you for this amazing award!" She then proceeds to walk down the stairs and slap Justin, who is in the audience.

Wow, so that is that!  That's all for now! Oh, wait, tell me who you wanted to win, or lose, down below.